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But before we shake things up,
allow me to wax poetic for a moment on The Woman on the Shaky
Bridge:
She is Dante’s Beatrice, Gatsby’s Daisy, she is
Guinevere, Juliet, Helen, Lolita, and Eurydice, to name a
few. Or, to put it in more contemporary terms, the Woman on
the Shaky Bridge is Billy Bob’s Angelina; she’s
Tom Cruise’s Kidman and Katie all rolled into one; she’s
Nick’s Jessica (before the alleged anorexia and cheating),
Brad’s Jenn, I mean Angelina -- okay on second thought
I’d better stick with the classics.
You get the point. The Woman
on the Shaky Bridge is the stuff that dreams are made of,
the gold from which love at first sight is wrought--she’s
sexy and exciting--the embodiment of desirability, the essence
of allurement.
But believe it or not, the greatest
asset of the Woman on the Shaky Bridge is not her beauty or
her body; it’s her brain; it’s her knowledge of
sexual psychology and her ability to apply it--it’s
knowing which bridge to walk on in the first place.
My goal in these pages is far
more ambitious than to provide you with a collection of hot
sex tips and techniques. Because when it comes to pleasuring
a man and stoking the flames of desire, I want to give you
more than just a way of a way of doing; I want to give you
a vision: a way of thinking and being.
Regardless of your looks, body,
or age; whether you’re single or married; whether you’re
approaching the “third date” or the three thousandth,
I want nothing less than to make you the Woman on the Shaky
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